Root. Shoot and Marry #4 - celebrity psychos

This week was going to be TV police hotties, but then Tom Cruise lost his studio contract, proving rather shockingly that there are still some sane people left in Hollywood - or at least enough members of rival cults to over-rule the Scientologists. So, Celebrity Psychos it is.

Also, it occurs to me that the Bonds and the babes and even the Billy Idols have been far too kind to you all. Root, shoot, marry is about making the tough choices peoples - picking between a rock and a hard place and a deep fucking vein of quartz. Otherwise you won't feel the need to bolster your decisions with alcohol or the substance of your choice and HOW CAN I KEEP IT A VIRTUAL DRINKING GAME IF YOU ARE NOT VIRTUALLY DRINKING? HMMMM?

Cutting to the chase - here are the rules (click me! click me!) and here are the fools from which you must choose... happy Friday RSM, everyone...

Boys (easy; girls were a little trickier, naturally)
1. Tom Cruise









2. Michael Jackson










3. Stanley Kubrick












Girls
1. Whitney Houston










2. Nicole Richie












3. courtney love













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And another (twin) thing...

...I'm not the only one who had a birthday recently.

















Now they are four. Yes.



And here, when they were just one...














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