Thursday, September 28, 2006
The Punisher's Gun
Meet The Punisher. A gift to the Gorgeous Boy for his fourth birthday from the sweetest great-aunt in Australia.






















The Punisher is a tough guy. Just look at that face. He can fight Spiderman, you know.

But where's his gun? It said on the package he had a gun that fires real bullets.

Could it be hiding behind the skull?



















We looked and looked.

And finally we found it.

Here.


























How handy.

mtc
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35 Comments:

Blogger Blue Moon Girl said...

That is seriously so funny. I burst out laughing at work (and yes, everyone did look at me funny!)

I was sending the Sparkle Twin's conversation about big sister to a coworker and then I read this! Wow!

As a side thought, I don't think I would mess with him!! ;o)

Blogger Badger said...

HAHAHA! Dude! Holy crap!

Blogger Surfing Free said...

Hee hee ... that's quite and erm, gun he has there. Now what did you say he does to Spiderman with it????

Blogger Carolyn said...

That's the biggest gun I've ever seen.

Blogger MsCellania said...

And I bet he's not 'shooting blanks'.
Here's a song they sing (yell) in basic training:
This is your rifle, this is your gun. One is for shooting, one is for fun.
So, you see, the toy solves both problems.

I know, I know. Somewhere in Taiwan a little office full of toy designers still piss themselves laughing whenever they think of The Punisher...

Blogger Em said...
Blogger My float said...

Oh my, that's given me the best laugh in days!!

Betcha Mae (is that a gun in your pocket?) West would have had a great time with the Punisher!

Blogger h&b said...

Oh. My.

Even by name it sounds like he could be in a different type of 'toy' catalogue ...

Blogger Suse said...

Oh my, he IS pleased to see us, isn't he?

- Suse

Blogger Stomper Girl said...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but did it shoot *ahem* real bullets as promised?

I confiscated the bullet-y thing - it was more like a spear really. Looked terribly painful to insert, but I'm sure The Punisher would have taken it like a man.

Anonymous shula said...

FINALLY! A toy I can play with!

Blogger Joke said...

Oh, GREAT. First this super high-end menswear company totally steals my signature look, and now THIS.

Nothing about me is safe from commercial piracy anymore.

-J.

Shula, meet Joke. A match made in heaven.

Just let's not tell TFBIM.

Blogger Angelica said...

My first time here and I dropped right into this post.

fabulous...that gun would totally come in handy!

Blogger Blue Moon Girl said...

It must be a guy thing.

When I showed this post to a male coworker, his exact quote was,"I’d like to find out who gave permission for my likeness to be used in a toy! I want reimbursement!"

You have good company there, Joke! ;o)

Hi there BMG. Depending how well you know your co-worker, you may want to ask him whether they built his model to scale? Scary as it looks on The Punisher, the gun itself is less than two inches long...

Blogger julia said...

Oh my god. I really did LOL.

Does he have a female counterpart?

Blogger Joke said...

I am, of course, referring to the haircut. I have no clue what sordid thoughts you vile people have spinning in your twisted minds.

-J.

Blogger Blue Moon Girl said...

Of course you were referring to the haircut. ;o) That's what my coworker was refrring to also I'm sure!

Blogger meggie said...

I will have to seek one out for Small Grandson- so we can all have a laugh.

I did burst out laughing, also!

Blogger Joke said...

It'd make a dandy Viagra (or the way it arrives as spam these days "\/!@&®@") dispenser.

-J.

Blogger Emma said...

I recently found your blog. This post is killing me! Was the sweet great aunt aware of this impressive feature??

Blogger kt said...

My thoughts...

Photo #1: "Oh look, he's got his skull mask permanently emblazoned on his chest so that if he gets hit with a bolt of cowabungablammo and becomes an amnesiac, he can just look down to see who he is."

Photo #2: Evil grin as he displays his masculine flexibility with nary a tress of that 'do out of place...

Leading to...

Photo #3: Grin seems to have hyper-morphed into a grimace...Could if be that he's come up a bit "short" in the artillery department???

Great post.

Hi Meggie - ours came from Canberra, home of the great aunt, but I am SURE good toy shops everywhere will be stocking The Punisher!

Emma - delighted to have you, and no, I don't think the great aunt had any idea, but since she does carry a delightful twinkle in her Irish Catholic eyes, so we may very well send her the link to this post!

KT - while he's undoubtedly only sporting two inches of artillery, it looks somewhat more impressive when you take into account his eight inches of height!

Blogger Joke said...

Must...not...make...lurid...remark....Must...not...make...lurid...remark....Must...not...make...lurid...remark....Must...not...make...lurid...remark....

Blogger kt said...

Oh come now, Mr Joke, PLEEASE make a lurid remark!

We promise to be naughty if you do.....

Blogger kt said...

Oh come now, Mr Joke, PLEEASE make a lurid remark!

We promise to be naughty if you do.....

Blogger Kim said...

OMG - Oscar has this exact same toy. Chef found the gun (typical) and was then all "I'm not sure that is entirely appropriate".

Indeed.

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Blogger BobG said...

I can't imagine what the recoil feels like, especially down there...

Blogger Jeff said...

HI,I REALLY LIKE UR POST ,ITS ,really too GOOD

Anonymous Tuxedo said...

Oh i like his punisher's gun on his tits.

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