How about a ride to the ridge where the west commences, where you can gaze at the moon until you lose your senses? If you can't look at hobbles and you can't stand fences*, you're in the right place to play Root Shoot Marry #15 - a game where even cowgirls with the blues can get a little steamy under the stetson.
Yippee-yi-yo-ky-yay mother pluckers, jump in the saddle and we're away!
I mean, who hasn't been caught up in a Western, at least once? Who hasn't held their breath as the cattle stampeded, the trigger jammed, or the old yeller dog looked up, adoringly, one (sob) last (sob) time...?
Rules are here, or, in brief: pick one to root (shag), one to shoot and one to marry. No dodging the bullet. Personally, I think I've been a bit easy on you AGAIN this week, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding at least a shaggable choice here, even if murder and marriage cause you some problems. **
Remember, it's in your interest to find someone friendly among the victims below - it can get awful lonely out thar on the prairie, if your horse ain't the obliging type.
1. John Wayne, the Duke
2. Heath Ledger, what a happy young man...
3. Clint Eastwood, Josey Wales
1. Jane Fonda, Cat Ballou
2. Jane from F Troop
3. Sharon Stone in The Quick and the Dead
Hang 'em high, sling 'em wide, rope 'em in...
*What can I say? Ella Fitzgerald made me do it.
** And you know what two easy weeks means? Expect the unexpected next Friday, dudes and dudettes...